He asked his wife how many men she had been with
The spouse of a recently wed couple asked her how many men she had slept with before him.
He mustered the nerve to ask his wife whether she would be willing to tell him, but she responded with nothing more than blank staring.
He finally gave in to her pleading and said, “Just tell me about it. Can you count the number of men you’ve dated? this time to the same deafening quiet.
The man felt terrible that his statements might have hurt his partner and quickly issued an apology.
I apologize, I didn’t mean to cause you any distress. To put it simply, I had hoped that we could be able to trust one another.
And then, when no one had spoken for some time, he finally said, “That’s alright, please don’t be upset.”
When she didn’t respond for a second time, he moved in for a closer kiss and began lavishing her with praise.
She looked at him with frustration and muttered, “Oh, come on!” Because of you, I’ve lost track.
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